Happy Birthday to Me!
- Forgot that I rearranged my room last night and as a result ran into a wall headfirst as I climbed out of bed
- Sliced open three parallel gashes on my left index finger while shaving with my new 5-bladed vibrating razor of death
- Got caught lip synching to The 88 on the elevator going into the office
- Dropped an entire carton of legal sized bond paper on my foot from a height of 7 feet
- Sliced open a single huge gash in the palm of my left hand while handling the heavy cardstock (the ultimate paper cut)
- Almost missed my chair when sitting down while simultaneously answering the phone, and in the process hit myself in the face with the phone handset
- Got caught lip synching to The Hush Sound on the elevator going to lunch
- Poked myself in the eye with a rogue paperclip
- Almost ran over a small child riding his scooter in the middle of my apartment complex
- Ate a gigantic spoonful of rainbow chip frosting by itself, suffering through the resulting sugar high
- Somehow strained my back while sleeping off the further-resulting sugar crash
Woo, getting older!
1 comment:
add called by the coolest girl in the world to your list.
do it.
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