I walk with an odd gait now, sort of how I imagine a pirate with a wooden leg would walk, if he were in an office setting. I refrain from saying Arrrr, however, since it's just a bruise, and I imagine a pirate in an office would have a little more decorum than that.
Anyway, results of my clumsiness:
- I couldn't continue my 'Death by Jump Rope" routine yesterday, so that will definitely push back the 10 minute goal by another 14 years.
- When I got excited during The Amazing Race last night and jumped off the couch, I immediately collapsed into a writhing heap o' pain. A heap that was still yelling "Run, fool, run!" but a heap nonetheless.
- Today, my knee is a lovely shade of purple-ish red that somehow perfectly complements the color of my shirt. Even in pain, am excellent at outfit coordination.
In other, less painful news, I was still able to cook last night and made some awesome chocolate chip/walnut cookies that only set the fire alarm off once. Between those and my amazing guacamole skilz from this past weekend, I'm well on my way to becoming a master cooking guy and appearing on that Iron Chef show. You'll be able to recognize me by the pronounced limp and pirate-like demeanor.
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Pirates? What on earth was I going on about? I solemnly swear never to post that early in the morning again, or I will at least wait until I've had my first cup of coffee. Geez...
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