Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Big Honking Movie List 2008

Woo for annual traditions. As always, this is the list of every new movie I saw that was technically released in 2008. The list is then sorted by order of preference and divided into 5 categories: Hate, Dislike, Eh, Good, and Great. Theoretically this helps me sort out my feelings as we enter into serious awards time, but as usual it's mostly just an arbitrary mish-mash of conflicting emotions. (Which is better Stop-Loss, or Baby Mama? Of course there is a right answer!)

And also, wow, my movie consumption is way, way down this year. Mostly due to the removal of the Blockbuster membership, but really that's no excuse. My pop culture knowledge is at an all time low.

Anyways, on with the listing!

Movies that I Actively Hated
32. Prom Night
31. Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

Movies that I Just Disliked
30. Appaloosa (Man, I just do not like Renee Zellweger's squinty face anymore, apparently)
29. Mad Money (Oh, Queen Latifah. How the cast of Chicago has fallen.)
28. Hancock
27. Leatherheads (see: notes for #29 and #30. Confidential to John K - Don't take it personal, I still love you. But seriously, make better movies.)

Movies that I am Basically Ambivalent Towards
26. Charlie Bartlett (wins the award for movie I was certain had come out at least two years ago)
25. Ghost Town
24. Wanted (huge downgrade from my initial impression, but now all I focus on is the Loom of Fate. I can't even remember what James McAvoy looked like minus a shirt. So sad.)
23. Semi-Pro

Movies that were "Good," on a Very Loose Scale that Tightens as We Move Up
22. 27 Dresses (*sigh* the things I do for James Marsden)
21. The Spiderwick Chronicles
20. The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
19. The Incredible Hulk (gets a huge bump down on the list because I forgot that it even came out this year, but was still very good)
18. Definitely, Maybe
17. Get Smart
16. Baby Mama
15. Stop Loss (gets a huge bump for being the movie I remember the most that I didn't really like this year)
14. Pineapple Express
13. Hamlet 2 (time has also been very kind to this movie. All I remember is Rock Me Sexy Jesus at this point)
12. Forgetting Sarah Marshall
11. Twilight (DON'T JUDGE ME)
10. Brideshead Revisited (gets the award for most moved around on the list, because I can't decide how much I liked it)

Movies That Were Excellent
9. Frost/Nixon
8. Iron Man
7. Tropic Thunder
6. The Dark Knight
5. Doubt
4. Cloverfield
3. Rachel Getting Married
2. WALL-E
1. Milk

Some specific notes on the top of the list:
  • Gigantic downgrade to Frost/Nixon, as when I started this list I had it around #3, but realized that I didn't enjoy it anywhere near as much as I thought on first consideration.
  • 6, 7, & 8 are all basically subtitled 'Summer fare that was far better than summer fare has any right to be.' No lie, I spent 15 minutes rearranging their three positions in sequence. I cannot pick between them. In the end, I put DK first because of Heath Ledger's acting, Tropic Thunder second because of Robert Downey Jr's acting, and Iron Man third because of Robert Downey Jr's acting. (Wait...)
  • I feel like Doubt is in the right place now, because I place acting above direction in terms of importance. I could very easily see it dropping down below Frost/Nixon though, once the dust settles in my mind.
  • Cloverfield is the wild card - probably the movie I enjoyed the most this year, even though empirically it's pretty bad. In other words, it's this years She's The Man.
  • The top three are a toss-up. Rachel is probably the best acted movie of the year, and the most affecting, but it has serious pacing issues and rambles off topic too easily. Wall-E is the most enjoyable of the three, but has moralizing issues that keep it down. Milk is an amalgam of the strengths and weaknesses of the other two, but I think in the end it is the most complete and important of them all.
Some general notes to close things up:
  • By far the fewest movies in a year since I graduated college.
  • Very few movies I hated this year (I'm stretching with Madagascar, which truth be told was not as horrible as I expected)
  • There was just a glut of middling-ly good comedies this year, weren't there? And I didn't even see a bunch of them that I meant to (Zach & Miri, Nick & Nora, etc.)
  • Things that I still plan on seeing before the end of the year: Slumdog Millionaire, Repo! The Genetic Opera, and The Reader/Revolutionary Road (so I can get my Kate Winslet fix)

Monday, December 22, 2008

Short-form Reviews Turned Long: Doubt, Frost/Nixon

(So I was trying to write up both these movies for the side panel, and they ended up being so long that they bumped everything else off the main page. Thus, we try alternate text layouts.)

Anyways, as is my regular custom, the last two weeks of the year are easily the busiest I get as far as movies are concerned. The combination of freezing cold, Oscar contenders, and wild shopping stress make for the perfect time to hide for hours at a time in a darkened theater.

This last week I saw Frost/Nixon and Doubt on back to back nights. Their number of similarities are stunning, and they make for a good pair to review in tandem. It also doesn't hurt that both are near the top of my list of best movies this year (which totally isn't getting posted until January this year, because I am extraordinarily lazy right now).

The short-form reviews first:

Frost/Nixon - Tight, powerfully written and acted. The direction is... I guess competent is the word. Good, not great, and I take issue with a couple the devices that frame the whole movie (primarily the use of the documentary-style interviews to intercut tense in-the-moment scenes of action). Frank Langella is in the fight of the year in my mind right now for Best Actor with Sean Penn. Crazy, crazy good performance. Really, everyone brought it to this movie. Sam Rockwell was particularly great despite some tough, almost caricature-level lines to work with. I'd have to say the weakest link in the whole cast was Kevin Bacon, and that was more a failing of the script than the acting, since he had so few lines to develop a ton of character, and it just didn't come through.

Actually that's the only real quibble I have with the whole movie (besides the documentary interview thing - seriously that bugged me) - the way every character that was not Frost or Nixon basically was given a three line summary as characterization and then basically acted as a cardboard cutout through the rest of the movie. I understand that the movie needs focus, and it really is only about them, but I wish there could have been more depth on the sides.

Still, an excellent movie over all. Funny, dramatic, and interesting from start to finish.

Doubt - Grabs you early and never lets go. It's surprising, because the plot description doesn't sound like it would be that compelling. Head nun at a Catholic school suspects an inappropriate relationship between a boy and the local priest (who she already really dislikes). Frankly, it sounds like it would lead to nothing but scene after scene of religious moralizing and speechifying, which is the opposite of what I'm looking for in a movie. But the screenplay avoids almost all of that. Instead we get a real inspection of the nature of doubt and certainty, as played through three complex character-studies. It's unexpectedly enthralling.

I'll try not to gush too much on the acting, but yeah, it's ridiculous. Meryl Streep knocking down the stereotype of stereotypes as the head nun, evening out a characature into a person, by sheer will of personality, basically. Phillip Seymour Hoffman is the one who does all the heavy lifting - making sure that everything stays in doubt throughout the whole movie, jumping from guilty to innocent just by the change of an expression. Without him, the movie could have been ruined. And even Amy Adams, who gets an absolute clunker of a character (she is officially type-cast and the naive optimistic one, after Junebug, Enchanted, and now this), manages to steal a few moments to shine, digging into the tiny allowances her part gives her to keep it from being as one-note as it might be.

And I haven't even gotten to Viola Davis, who gets two scenes and like 10 minutes of the movie, but owns the entire thing. Really, it's just unbelievable. I can't do it justice.

I'll go ahead and rail against the film for a while though - it's by no means a great movie. The direction is terrible. Terrible. Shots taken at an angle for no real reason, except to be arty. Heavy handed literal metaphors every other second. I can't stress that part enough - if you were able to go on the merits of acting and script, I would rate this among the best movies ever. As is, with the ham-fisted imagery and shot selection, it's going to drop so far down my list, I have a hard time keeping it in my top 5 this year without wincing. That's just unendingly depressing.

Still, possibly the most worthwhile viewing experience of this entire year (provided you have already gone to see Milk).

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Okay, so that was a complete lie, those reviews were like the opposite of short-form. But they get the individual parts out of the way so I can ramble on about their similarities. Both come from Tony winning plays, and it's very easy to see their roots. Frost/Nixon has the ultra powerful phone call scene, Doubt has both the rainstorm confrontation and the mother vs. nun revelation scene - all amazing things that are done without a spec of action, and are basically nothing but monologues or huge intercut speeches. Not that this is a bad thing (I love great theater) but sometimes it can take you out of the natural moment of the movie. Example: Nixon's phone call soliloquy is brilliant, but even in the character of Nixon (who is prone to rambling eloquence) it seems calculated. Langella gives it his all, for sure, and it comes very close, but you could tell the audience was drawn away from immediacy of the moment, and was instead stuck on the speech. It certainly did not help that Frost's response it basically the same as ours - slack-jawed astonishment.

The whole things is uniformly better handled in Doubt, although Hoffman comes very close to blowing it with all of his yelling at the high points of conflict. The speechy-ness is mostly relegated to natural moments (obviously you're supposed to speechify in a sermon) and the real tough stage-level moments are handled brilliantly (see: Viola Davis' revelations, and one flawless tiny moment by Amy Adams and a student). Keeping stage characters is shockingly difficult (see: any high school production of Shakespeare ever) but when it's handled well, it can give you shivers.

Allow me a small moment for a digression - one of my favorite movies in the entire world is The History Boys, something that fits right into the exact same category as these two movies: brilliant plays adapted to the screen with minimal changes. Just like Frost/Nixon they even kept the original cast intact. But where these two mostly succeeded in avoiding the speech and soliloquy trap that a play naturally entails, The History Boys seemed to revel in it. Just straight-up 'let's stop for a moment because I feel like giving a speech.' And it destroys the rhythm and sense of the movie. Which kills me, because even as-is I find it a completely brilliant, funny, and real experience. Massaged and worked on long enough, it might have been an amazing film on its own right. Instead, it's terrific writing and great scenes, that combine to form a clunky, wheezing machine of a movie.

Okay, diversion mostly over.

The real question that I was trying to get to was: which movie succeeds more? Or which one was better? Yeah, I'm still not sure which question I'm trying to answer. I think in the end, Frost/Nixon is more accomplished, but less important, so it wins on both of those counts, even if it loses the battle for the one that is most compelling.

Obviously, I have issues with the direction of Doubt, which lowers it in my mind, especially in terms of success. But I also take issue with the lack of real accomplishment in Frost/Nixon. Yes, the story is endlessly interesting, but mostly because it's a retelling of a real life event. It has its drama provided for it. I can't help but think that it enjoys far too much of a built in advantage, particularly when there is no real revelation in the execution - even the brilliance that Langella teases out of Nixon isn't unexpected, just interesting. Frost and his cohorts follow the lines, fulfill their underdog role, and the movie winds down. Similarly, this is why I'm so hard on Milk as far as the movie's greatness goes - the story is so fascinating that you wonder if the movie is getting a pass because the plot it's given is enough to carry you along.

Doubt is technically the lesser movie, but has better acting, and makes you think more. I'm not sure how to rate these things into a quantifiable scale. Eh, in the end I still don't have any good answers, but I still have time to mull it over before I come to any hard conclusions. I mean, the Oscars don't happen until like March, right? Plenty of time.

Monday, December 15, 2008

Winter Back into Television (Week Christ It's Cold)

How I Met Your Mother - Aw, they pretended to get into a fight! Okay, I was only mildly pleased with this episode, and that was mostly due to the fact that I have some weird unrelenting love for when Robin acts like a dork. I think maybe I'm just so trained to think of her as very serious-minded from the first two seasons that I'm completely into this ditzy regression over the next two. Whatever it is, her little scene where she goes from flirting with Barney to fleeing out the door was totally the highlight of the whole show for me. No, wait, that's a damn dirty lie. MARSHALL GOT A HAIRCUT! Thank the lord above, it's a near-Christmas miracle.

Survivor - Okay, two episodes this week, including the finale. The first one was pretty lame but kinda satisfying (mostly by including people blindfolded and wandering around bumping into things, which is always great TV), and then the second one was pretty awesome but totally unsatisfying (because the alliance fell, and good came close to triumphing before falling to bits).

I mean good goddamn, what a petty jury. Which yes, should not come as a surprise I know, but still. I'd like to think that good gameplay should be rewarded. Y'know, instead of just being as inoffensive as possible and sliding into the end on the sheer willpower of being the least threatening member of a big alliance that got smoked. Sugar played the hell out of that entire season - immunity idol finding, crazy good acting, organizing the most humiliating exit possible for the vile Randy, and basically just being a badass - and then she doesn't get a single vote in the end. Meanwhile Susie is a vote from winning, despite never doing anything ever. The only things I remember her doing the entire season were wandering completely off the blindfolded course with Crystal(seriously, so good) and then winning one immunity challenge.

I'm totally cool with Bob taking it in the end, I mean the guy had a knack for crafts and was overall pretty awesome. But seriously, did no one notice that the only reason that he was even in the finals was because Sugar brought him? Yeah, that was a horrible idea on her part, strategy-wise, but still. I'm just bitter in general over this show. Also, goddamn Probst, I hate him so much. (Just thought I'd throw that in there.)

The Office - Wow, I did not enjoy that one bit. Wait, no, I did enjoy when Kevin could only think of the good way that Meredith's alcoholism affected him. And the cold open with the fake wrapped desk. But everything else was terrible. Can we talk about the episode I missed last week instead? Because that was awesome. Oscar getting a full-on A-story (and being the most hilarious thing ever)? That bit about the lemonade stand in the opening sent me into an uncontrollable fit of giggles for the first 10 minutes of the show. Plus, you had Jim and Pam basically being horrible people, but still being just about the most adorable they've ever been, since season 2 pranking days. Oh and Michael with his fur coat at the end! Yeah, I'm just going to pretend that whole Christmas debacle never happened.

30 Rock - No seriously, I'll just show myself out. I am such a homer for this show, I can't even explain it. Even with the weakest B-plot possible (Liz's attempt at desperate Christmas goodwill backfiring) it still made me laugh so much that I kinda can't believe it. 16-8=8! "If I want to lick a hippie I'll just return Joan Baez's phone calls."Jenna wanting to get out of the store "BEFORE SOMEONE RECOGNIZES ME." This show completes me in a way I didn't think possible.

RECAP
Because it's a short week, only one award this week:

Best Line
30 Rock - Tracy: "Well if all you want is a hug from a black person, maybe you should just host the Price is Right."

No wait, it's actually:
30 Rock - Jenna: "Mr. Donaghy, as leader of this group I have to put my foot down. Christmas is a sacred time for me and my surrogate family. So if you're willing to look four 25-year old gay guys in the eyes and tell them that we're not going to see New Kids on the Block at the Borgata, be my guest."

Or, no, really this one was best:
30 Rock - Jack: "What kind of mother tells her son that John Kennedy died because he talked in church? Or tells her son when he was voted captain of the diving team, quote, 'What a great way to meet guys?'"

Anyways, yeah, I love 30 Rock.

Monday, December 08, 2008

Fall Back into Television (Week Infinity)

How to tell it's officially the holiday season: You can eat an entire pizza from Schlotzsky's in a single sitting and not feel an ounce of remorse (since it's less than you've usually been eating per meal since Thanksgiving).

But this is not about my awesome lunch, this is about TV.

How I Met Your Mother - This is a catch up note, since I didn't watch anything last week and this week was a rerun. So the whole Naked Man episode. I dunno. On the one hand - gratuitous NPH nudity is never ever a bad thing. Plus, bonus Josh Radnor nudity as well. On the other hand - I straight up hated Marshall (and kind of still do) for that whole 'calling Robin a slut' thing. I dunno, it put me in a really bad mood. But back on the other hand, I kinda loved the list of reasons for sex. I think in the end I fall on the positive side of things, and just curse stupid Marshall privately.

Ugly Betty - Uh, exactly why do they keep trying to humanize Amanda? Or, more specifically, why do they humanize her approximately 3 times each season, and then in the next episode she's forgotten the lesson and goes back to her old (more fun) way of being? It's just getting tired. Still, a pretty decent episode over all. ("Bad Ronald" is very close to getting into every day vernacular around here) I still want more Marc, though, dammit. (Also more Justin.)

Grey's Anatomy - Yeah, so I said I would never watch this again last week, but then I was at Jordan's and he wanted to watch it, so I agreed, and it wasn't as nearly as bad as I made it out to be, although I still put my fingers in my ears and went "LALALALA" every time Katherine Heigl was onscreen. God, I love Sandra Oh and Chandra Wilson so much it hurts sometimes.

Survivor - A necessary but completely boring episode, because of the continuing Ken alliance of reformed smartness. I say reformed, because what the heck were they attempting to pull there at the end for the end-around of yet another brilliantly crafted Bob Fake Idol? Now you've basically shown your hand to your alliance-mates for absolutely no reason, and it would have failed anyways (there aren't that many people left, guys. Count the votes). If he plays the resulting fallout correctly, I could totally see Bob pulling a super coup on this alliance. Not that it'll happen, but it's not out of the realm of possibility anymore. Dumb dumb dumb.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Hooooly crap. Okay, so the extreme home makeover episode wasn't ultra great (I really enjoyed Frank getting the edge for once and realizing exactly how bad it was going to get, but otherwise it was just standard fare), but damn if that Night Man musical wasn't just the best way possible to end the season. "I will smack your face off your face." The entire "Boy's soul" versus "Boy's hole" discussion. "We have to be careful about how we do the rape scene." Not even kidding, it might be my favorite episode of the whole series. Bravo. (Also, if you haven't, go watch the deleted scene, which prominently features the song "It's Nature (Shit Happens)." Trust me, you'll thank me later.)

30 Rock - And finally an episode with no big guest star this season. Totally on target and completely hilarious, although a shocking lack of Scott Adsit. I really love how they continue to push the underlying sexual tension between Fey and Baldwin for as many laughs as possible. I'm also shocked at how many one liners they're able to cram in to a single episode. I could basically fill this entire post with all the jokes this week. As you'll see in a second when we get to the awards section.

Amazing Race - I don't even want to discuss the penultimate episode, such is my deep sadness for Toni and Dallas. Damn, that made me so angry. But I did enjoy the finale, formulaic and expected, though it was. My second favorite team won, but considering that it was their destiny after winning basically every leg of the race, it was a little underwhelming. Ken and Tina were cute, the Frat boys were appropriately humble and nice about their lagging third place finish, and Phil was completely on his game at the end. A satisfying ending to a lackluster season. But man, Toni and Dallas weren't even at the finish line. Are they still stuck in Russia, like, right now?

Things I Missed - The Office. Woe unto me, and so forth.

RECAP

Best Episode of the Week:

It's Always Sunny - The Night Man Cometh

Best Line of the Week:
30 Rock - Random High School Alumnae: "Still think I'm 'gayer than the volleyball scene in Top Gun?'" (But only because this comic came out in the same week.)
Oh So Many Runner's Up:
It's Always Sunny - Charlie: "I will smack your face off your face."
30 Rock - Jenna: "I would have gone to my reunion but the boat I was educated on sank."
It's Always Sunny - Mac: (In response to Charlie's creation of a musical "for no reason") "Who's it versus?"
30 Rock - Jenna: "No. Keep crying. I want you to feel this so you never make this mistake again."

Best Moment of the Week:
It's Always Sunny - Charlie's 'singing' proposal.
Runner Up:
HIMYM - The nude pose-off between Barney and Ted.

Most Disappointing:

Amazing Race - But only because of poor Toni and Dallas

Most Anticipated:
Uh, isn't TV basically over until January now? Dammit, now what am I going to do with my free time?

Thursday, December 04, 2008

Hiding the Nerd at Christmas

So, every Christmas, people always ask you what you want as a gift. I have learned that it is a very good idea to have a short list of small items available in mind for this question, just waiting to be unleashed. Because if you don't, they will invariably fall back on their previous knowledge of things you have expressed a fondness for in the past. And before you know it your entire apartment will be filled with beavers in various shapes and forms, until they're the only thing you can see when you walk in.

And no one wants that.

But this year I don't know what has happened - every time I find something that I might want for Christmas, it is always almost too inherently geeky to even bring up in polite company. I don't think that I've gotten more nerd-like this year, it's just that my normal mainstream interests haven't come out with anything good lately.

So now I'm at a crossroads - do I hand over a list of completely off-the-wall things that I want, which will most certainly be doubly embarrassing (first, whenever the person doing the gifting has to buy it, and second whenever I get it and jump around like the gigantic nerd I am), or do I try to whittle down the list to the most mainstream of items and be less enthused with the resulting gifts that come across? Such is the burden of the mid-level-middle-class-20-something-nerd.

Anyways, this is all just a carefully crafted screen so's I can make a list of all the nerdy things that I've seen lately that I really want. Because lists are fun.

In order from least to most nerdy:

DVDs:
Wall-E - Because I am the biggest nerd for Pixar movies, just holding it in my hand will probably result in nerd drool. (Also a 2 out of 10 on the nerd/geek scale. It's a pretty popular movie, after all)

Bring it On - Because it's my favorite movie in the entire world, and I've lost my copy. I have the case, but no disc. It causes me near daily pain, but I can't bring myself to buy a new copy, since it must be here somewhere, right? (A 2.5 out of 10. Not a nerdy movie, but my level of devotion to such a bad movie is certain to release high levels of awkwardness)

Books:
Alastair Reynolds - House of Suns

Charles Stross - Halting State

Neal Stephenson - Anathem

(At least a 7 out of 10 across the board - all three are ranging sci-fi/fantasy. Although I think the Stephenson at least is pretty mainstream-ish. Still, books at the holidays - always geeky.)

Things That Are Like Books:
Cable and Deadpool - Comic Collections - So it's come to this, eh? Actually buying comics. I don't even know. But this series is great, and pretty hilarious, and I want a hard copy of it. What? Don't judge. (9 of 10 - to get this you almost are required to walk into a comic book store. We're reaching the upper levels of nerd here.)

Runaways - Dead End Kids - Because I cannot find a bookstore that stocks Runaways anymore, and I refuse on principle to go to the comic books store near my house, so I haven't been able to read the last 3 editions. (9.5 of 10 - because just like above, only add another 0.5 because Joss Whedon is involved.)

Other Things That are so Nerdy It's Hard to Categorize:
Brick Poster - I'd like to think that I'm starting to get old enough that I could move beyond movie posters. But no, not really. I badly want one of these cutout posters that they did for the release of Brick before they all disappear. I've linked the Brain one because he was my favorite, but there are like 5 different ones, and they're all pretty cool. (8 of 10. Cult movie + obscure fan item + level of dedication required to get it = more geeky than a sci-fi book, but less geeky than comic collections.)

Penny Arcade Print
- I'm not going to try and defend this one, it may very well be the most geeky thing on the list. Buying a physical print of a webcomic strip, that's about being a geek?It's almost meta levels of nerd, going on. Also, in the interest of full disclosure, I've come incredibly close several times to just buying one for myself for no reason. And the only thing that's stopped me so far? Because I can't decide which one I would get. I need help. (For the record: it's between this one & this one right now.) (10 of 10, no question)

Allomantic Metal Decals - I don't think I can even explain this one. So, they're like stickers? Of mystical symbols? From an obscure fantasy series that I'm (more than) mildly obsessed with. I don't even know what I'd do with them, but man do I want them. (15 of 10. Is that enough?)

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Well it feels nice to finally get all that nerding off my chest. Now to track down some holiday cookies and find out where I stashed all my Christmas lights. This house is not gonna decorate itself.

Monday, December 01, 2008

Fall Back into Television (Week Hiatus)

And lo, there came a week in which Jason watched no TV, and instead ate an entire turkey, 2 pounds of stuffing, and several pies.

Thus, there was no week in television to review.

And it was good.